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Have You Guys Seen 'The Dark Knight Rises' Trailer?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 26, 2011 at 3:00PM

It's whatever. But have you seen the Taiwanese animation version? It's waaaaay better!

Wayne Manor is foreclosed on so Batman turns into Captain Walmart. He meets Bane in the check-out aisle and he's all like, "I'm Batman, BITCH!"

And then Batman's having nightmares probably because he sleeps in a GIANT bed with very uncomfortable looking pillows and a rug as a blanket.

Catwoman and Robin show up at the end to have a threesome which obviously makes Batman barf.

Hello, Fandango? Two tickets to "The Dark Knight Rises" please.

[via io9]