the human centipede

This is so fake.  You can tell because the real Human Centipede only has 12 legs.

But people can dream…

[via Reddit]

Oh, my bad.  It's not a Human Centipede costume.  She just bought a couple of those new high-tech blow up dolls that eat ass.

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The end of the movie The Human Centipede left a lot of questions unanswered such as "What is wrong with me for having watched that?" and "How am I supposed to live with myself from now on?"

Well, luckily, The Human Centipede 2: (Full Sequence) is scheduled to arrive in American theaters on October 7th to help clear things up.

The trailer above is for the Australian version (Spring down under = Fall here) where the film is being shown unedited.  The movie required a few cuts to pass the censors here in the States and has been banned entirely in the UK which I can only assume means Queen Elizabeth watched it and was not a fan.

Why all the fuss?  Among other things, the sequel reportedly includes a new, super-long 12-person centipede and, of course, sandpaper masturbation.

Spoiler alert: If you're excited about this movie, you have issues.  Serious issues.

[via The Daily What]

Answering the question, "What do cookies and milk taste like the second and third time around?"

Thank you, Human Santapede.

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Notice how this is being sold in pounds.

So, um, yeah, maybe British kids love it, because they are all creepy with their creepy accents.

Seriously, if you want to have a creepy kid in your movie, you always find some kid with a creepy British accent.

Isn't there a kid with a creepy British accent in The Human Centipede?  If not, there should be, because that kid would make the movie even creepier!

[via Fail Blog]

You may have worried that no "medically accurate" film could portray the type of nasty, weird-ass horrors you wanted to see in the sequel to The Human Centipede.

Well your freaky dreams have come true, you sicko. Because The Human Centipede 2 is as medically accurate as an ad for Hydroxycut. And that's 100% NOT medically accurate!

Forget realism. We want as many asses sewn to mouths as we can get! 12 people? Great.

That will make for one looooong Spoiler Alert.

[via Vulture]

I'm taking a poll. How many of you want Daniel to watch 'The Human Sexipede' and then explain it to you in a 25-minute long video? I haven't asked him yet but I'm sure he's willing. I mean, it looks soooooo good.

?I?m so dirty that the girls from 2 Girls 1 Cup have to videotape their reactions when they watch me.?

That is quality porn dialogue, people. That's the kind of porn dialogue that needs to be retold by Daniel Tosh in a super long, wordy fashion.

Leave your pleading requests in the comments. Only you can make a porn parody Spoiler Alert become reality!

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Every week we see countless comments that have absolutely nothing to do with anything. Our favorite irrelevant comment this week came from Namesnotclover in response to the Spoiler Alert.

I think you meant to call yourself Namesnotclever. No? Whoops.

Anyway. Why are you discussing four leaf clovers on a post about The Human Centipede? There are people with their asses sewn to other people's mouths! If that doesn't warrant a relevant comment then nothing does!

I give up.

If you have any irrelevant comments please go ahead and leave them below. We bloggers truly appreciate your cooperation.

Peach Citrus Fresca is my new favorite drink.

Daniel quickly spoiled the biological horror film The Human Centipede.

Want to know how long it actually took him to explain the whole film? 25 minutes.

But since we couldn't show you an entire episode devoted to The Human Centipede, we had to just post it here instead.

Grab your popcorn and click below for the full, completely unedited spoiler after the jump.

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30 minutes of Tosh.0 not enough for you.  Want 25 minutes more?

Check out Daniel's completely unedited and uncensored Spoiler Alert for The Human Centipede above.