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A Perfect Event for Valentine's Day

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 7, 2012 at 10:00AM

This is so fake.  You can tell because the real Human Centipede only has 12 legs.

But people can dream…

[via Reddit]

Spoiler Alert: I Found You an Awesome Halloween Costume

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 10, 2011 at 12:00PM

Oh, my bad.  It's not a Human Centipede costume.  She just bought a couple of those new high-tech blow up dolls that eat ass.

[via I Am Bored]

'The Human Centipede 2' Is Almost Here

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 6, 2011 at 1:00PM

The end of the movie The Human Centipede left a lot of questions unanswered such as "What is wrong with me for having watched that?" and "How am I supposed to live with myself from now on?"

Well, luckily, The Human Centipede 2: (Full Sequence) is scheduled to arrive in American theaters on October 7th to help clear things up.

The trailer above is for the Australian version (Spring down under = Fall here) where the film is being shown unedited.  The movie required a few cuts to pass the censors here in the States and has been banned entirely in the UK which I can only assume means Queen Elizabeth watched it and was not a fan.

Why all the fuss?  Among other things, the sequel reportedly includes a new, super-long 12-person centipede and, of course, sandpaper masturbation.

Spoiler alert: If you're excited about this movie, you have issues.  Serious issues.

[via The Daily What]

Spoiler Alert: This Will Make Your Christmas Tree Look Awesome

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 9, 2010 at 12:00PM

Answering the question, "What do cookies and milk taste like the second and third time around?"

Thank you, Human Santapede.

[via BuzzFeed]

Kids Love It!

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 21, 2010 at 2:00PM

Notice how this is being sold in pounds.

So, um, yeah, maybe British kids love it, because they are all creepy with their creepy accents.

Seriously, if you want to have a creepy kid in your movie, you always find some kid with a creepy British accent.

Isn't there a kid with a creepy British accent in The Human Centipede?  If not, there should be, because that kid would make the movie even creepier!

[via Fail Blog]