Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This dog. Proof that music is everything.
- Awkward high five compilation. Remember when Ryan Seacrest tried to high five the blind guy on American Idol?
- Dream pads and trophy wives for the ambitious kids out there.
- Girl ate a 72oz steak in under three minutes. Ew.
- How Sriracha is made, in gifs.
- 25 funniest Onion headlines. Study Reveals: Babies Are Stupid.
- Chick has glow in the dark boobs. Can't be good for you.
- Hot girls in towels. Nice and clean!
- Lake Michigan ice balls, which look a lot like Reese's Peanut Butter Puffs.
- And a Florida pizzeria serves python meat pizzas. I'll have plain cheese, please.
[video via LiveLeak]