the social network

Your mom is about to post a lot of pictures of grass.

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Jesse Heiman has spent the last 10 years of his life being the background geek in everything from "American Pie" to "Glee".

Now that you've seen his face, you'll recognize him everywhere. Jesse is the world's greatest extra.

He doesn't age and he doesn't speak. He's like Michael Cera, but less annoying. And a little more memorable.

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This Jesse Eisenberg impression is the best impression ever. White girls doing Bill Cosby have nothing on this white guy doing Jesse Eisenberg.

Asians doing Christopher Walken? Please. We've seen it a hundred times.

Move aside, Frank Caliendo. There's a new Terry Fator in town. Huh? Whatever.

This guy is good.

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You don't get to be Person of the Year without being exploited by a few Paraguayan universities.

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Every week we see countless comments that have nothing to do with anything. Our favorite this week came from Huh? in response to the Christmas Lights Video Game.

This cheeseburger rant sounds like something Mark Zuckerberg would say stumbling into a McDonald's drunk at 3 am. If he was British. And he rambled in real life the way he did in the movie.

But woah. Stop talking about the burgers, Mark. And stop changing our profile layouts!

Anyway, if you have any irrelevant comments, leave them below.

Hammy-B.

Here's another last minute Halloween costume…

Gawker gives you everything you need to dress as Facebook founder and legendary dick, Mark Zuckerberg.  You can get a full-size printable version of the mask above on their website.

Though I have no intention of spending my Halloween dressed as a curly-haired freak, I do enjoy just looking at the mask.  Seeing those empty white spaces where Mark's eyes should be serve as a constant reminder that the man has no soul and is essentially dead inside.

Not included in the costume: billions of dollars.

Ahhh!!!

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So there's this movie coming out tomorrow called The Social Network, directed by a pretty amazing director, written by a pretty legendary drug addict, and starring Justin Timberlake and a bunch of other goons who were never in boy bands.

The critical response to the film is already through the roof, with Metacritic currently scoring it at a 97 out of 100 and Rotten Tomatoes showing a 97% approval rating.

The movie is about Facebook.  You know, the website.  In the movie, I'm hoping they'll explain why every single event I get invited to is worthy of its own message.  Isn't there a way to separate out real messages from event invites in my inbox?  Is the movie going to address that?

Well, whatever.  I hate movies and never see movies, but what do you guys think?  The Social Network?  Eh, eh…  I've heard there's cocaine and hookers in it!  That makes it almost as good as the Tom Hanks' vehicle Bachelor Party!

The Social Network is a movie about Facebook with a trailer that is very dramatic.

There's dramatic music! Dramatic lighting! Dramatic words written across the screen! Dramatic yelling of the main character's name! And super dramatic solving of equations on windows!

So. much. drama. TNT.

I totally got chills. But not as big and bumpy of chills as I got watching BWE's The Other Social Network trailer:

Tom probably writes his equations on his naked body… in BLOOD.

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