the south

"Will you feed me now, Mommy?"

[via DoucheChillz]

A South Carolina woman found an ex-boyfriend she dated 12 years ago living in her attic, according to the Huffington Post.

Remember, ladies: don't send your exes mixed signals by living in a house with a spacious attic.

[Via Huffington Post]

"And thank you for the case of Busch Light I used to prepare for tonight's prayer…"

[via Jalopnik]

Last Friday, we showed you "Grandpa Rides In The Back" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Grandpa Rides in the Back."  Yes.  We see that!

Think you got a funnier name for this video?  Let us know in the comments!  Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

We had a pretty solid winner in this week's Rename This Video Vote.  "Show me the carfax" from "who cares" won by a solid 15%+ margin.  What makes it funny is that it wasn't a car in the video: It was a truck.  Congrats, who cares.  You receive no credit.  But who cares?!

If fishing isn't exhilarating enough for you, you can always take it to the next level and ride on one of the slowest animals in existence. That's what this redneck decided to do. And even a redneck — who can't find the record button — knows that videotaping a stunt and posting it online is the only way to prove it ever happened.

Where they come from, "whale riding" is usually a whole different thing. But when a hick is out on a boat, it becomes a cheaper alternative to renting a Sea-Doo.

Faintly, at the beginning of the clip, you can hear him say, "Hey, hold this for me." We can be pretty sure that's a beer.

[via Fark]

"What kind of north carolina is?" — Well, the southern kind, that's for sure (particularly if this asker is from North Carolina).

Leave your answers in the comments or answer more stupid questions in our archives.

A man, from the South no less, was caught with over 1,000 images of child porn on his computer. He told the police that his cat did it. From the report:

He told investigators he was downloading music and his cat jumped on the keyboard after he had left the room. When he returned, he found "strange things" on his computer.

The headshot (right) looks like a man, not a cat, which indicates that his Keyboard Cat defense didn't work.

[USA Today via TWiF]

I understand with the advent of the Internet, everyone claims to have found bigfoot. But this time, a) it's really bigfoot, and b) you're welcome.

I'm going to go ahead and assume a few things about this guy: 

• He sweats a lot
• He runs this business
• He's attending a NASCAR event
• He gits 'er done
• He's never needed sunblock
• Women at this NASCAR event give him their numbers because of his back hair
• He lives in his grandmother's basement/trailer
• He enjoys Buddig Beef  and Squirrel Melts
• He's all business in the front and a total party in the back
• He combs that sh*t every night before he nods off to reruns of Dukes of Hazzard 
• He's someone I'd love to meet

[Pic via UberPix]