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I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

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Take the cardboard.

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Shame on him for stealing. And extra shame on him for perpetuating a stereotype.

I hope his next fortune cookie is blank!

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Daniel does hood rat stuff with Latarian Milton in the Comedy Central parking lot.

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If you are single and looking for a boyfriend online, go no further than HotPrisonPals.com. A site that offers up hot prisoners who are looking for pen pal love. Let me write this again. Prisoners. Looking for love. They even have a 'hottest prisoner of the month' contest. Wow.

I have never signed up for online dating, so perhaps I'm being harsh, but isn't regular online dating desperate enough? Whoever's signing up to 'hopefully' fall in love with a convict should be told it's a horrible idea. I'll be that person.

So I ask you, Tosh.0 blog friends, could this site be real? I can't seem to come to a conclusion about this site's validity. Help a sister out.

Hot Prison Pals: fake or real?

When he runs up with the screwdriver in his mouth, we?re thinking that he looks like a pro -? or at least that he?s watched a good share of movies to get ready for this moment. Alas, he obviously missed the scenes revealing that security tapes are not kept inside the actual camera for this very reason. But things got much worse when he tried to steal barbed wire and kidnap a security guard on the way out.

When he got home to set up his new webcam, he lamentably discovered that he couldn't speak to the internet with this device — at least not until he could steal a microphone too. It was already too late. The cops came and locked him up. As fate would have it, he still made his web video debut in "Man Caught Stealing Security Camera."

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