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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Happy hump day! Who doesn't love butts.
• Autotune of the Charles Ramsay interview. The magic of the internet strikes again.
• How 10 porn stars lost their virginity. Shockingly not with the loves of their lives.
• Parkour fail compilation because FALLING! Classic.
• Tiger Woods got drunk at the Met Gala, thinks his eyes look totally sober.
• A 17-year-old invents program to keep Twitter from spoiling your favorite TV shows. How smart do you feel now?
• Don't do meth. Ever.
• Thief steals FOUR laptops by hiding them under cat food. Never. Trust. Cat people.
• 17 internet dating profiles that will make you stay single. So many sword references.
• And a big girl movin' it. Everything about this makes sense to me.

[photo via The Chive]

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was the Girl Scout Thieves (above)
• We watched a bad bike jump
• A sexy Asian took a mud dive
• A dude flailed around naked in this week's Video Breakdown
• We showed you highlights from the Bottomless Basketball League
• And Daniel fed his staff dog food.

This is why you should always be playing reruns of Tosh.0 on your television. IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO LAUGH.

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Step aside, Mel Gibson. There's a new devil in town.

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Look what the cat dragged in. Oh, they already used that one? Okay, then…

Cat got your tongue? Yeah. And your swimsuit.

Nailed it.

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I love this. Seriously, I can't stop watching it. It makes me want to jump up out of my office chair and teach some thugs a lesson.

I'm ill-equipped without my plaid skirt/ability to body slam a guy twice my size but I feel empowered nonetheless.

[thanks BWE]