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Guys love chicks who can lift themselves 3 feet in the air.

[via Break]

Actually, I was hot, but then I pulled down my pants and now there's a nice breeze blowing up my ass.

[via Izismile]

Is it even considered vandalism when the graffiti is an undisputed fact?

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"I'm just doing it until I earn enough money to move outta the pumpkin patch and pursue my dream of being in Halloween ads."

[via I Am Bored]

And if you see my dad at the beach, don't just snap a photo…  Go up and say, "Hi."

He'll be excited to see you.  And you'll be able to tell.  Truuuust me.

[via Reddit]

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

In the annals of Tosh.0, one clip stands above all others.  And this past week, Angie asked for it three times…

The wild women…  The wild women…  The rippin' and the tearin'…  The rippin' and the tearin'…

Angie, let me speak from experience: When it comes to the rippin' and the tearin', once is usually more than enough.

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