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Posted by: TK Kelly | March 17, 2014 at 1:00PM

Unfortunately no man who has Lady Gaga tickets is remotely interested in this deal.

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I… Am… GOD!!!!!

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 28, 2014 at 5:00PM

Mini-Koosh balls for everyone up in this motherfucker!

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Skee-Ball Needs Your Full Attention

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 27, 2014 at 8:00PM

A Whoopee cushion, Slinky and package of Laffy Taffy are completely worth all the therapy your child will need later in life.

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10 Consummate Carnival Pros

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 9, 2013 at 3:00PM

We're in the midst of summer, which can only mean one thing: carnival season is in full swing!

These traveling joy factories move from town to town, bringing with them a dangerous abundance of fried foods and truckload after truckload of highly questionable, vomit-painted rides.

Too often though, the cogs that make the carnival machine run go unnoticed. Like overweight, sweaty ninjas, they slip in and out of our lives before we realize they were even there. So this is our tribute to you, dear carnies. No longer shall your contributions to the betterment of our lives go unregarded!

Click below for more accomplished veterans of the carnival racket…

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Tickets On Sale NOW For Daniel's June Gloom Tour!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 6, 2013 at 1:19AM

Pre-sale tickets are available on Wednesday, February 5th at 10EST with the password: Gloom. Click here for more details.

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