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Pre-sale tickets are available on Wednesday, February 5th at 10EST with the password: Gloom. Click here for more details.

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There's only room in this town for one faceless Harlem shaker and based on tweet-time alone, I'm gonna have to say it's Kasey.

Because that last movie SUCKED.

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What's better than keeping all your money for yourself? Giving it away! But only if it's for a good cause. (Paying for a stripper's manicure is not what I mean by that.)

The 2nd Annual Tosh Saves The World comedy show is Sunday, November 25th in Portland, Oregon with special guests, lots of laughs, and Daniel's sexy stubble.

Tickets are on sale NOW so grab 'em while they're hot! All proceeds go to charity.

In what states is the legal age of consent 17? Just wondering. If you're looking for clips from tonight's show, you'll have to wait until after the episode has aired across the entire country.  Check back here after 10:30 Pacific Time.

But there's plenty of stuff to do while you wait?

• Watch the three full episodes available on our site this week, featuring the best cheer and dance moments: Trampled Cheerleader, Crystal Light Dancers, and Cheerleader Fail Girls.
• Buy high quality Tosh Ts in the Tosh.0 store
• See classic Tosh.0 clips on our video page
• Or scroll down to read the rest of our daily blog

More new episodes of Tosh.0 continue next Tuesday!  God created the world in seven days, and you probably won't even muster up the energy to get your car washed this week.

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Well, you figured wrong. The Tosh Tour Twenty Twelve will do a better job of turning you on than any $80 hooker ever could.

Get your tickets now, hornballs.

You'd think Selena Gomez would be able to get her whole family in.

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Daniel is performing for ONE NIGHT ONLY in Las Vegas on May 29th at the Mandalay Bay Events Center!

Pre-sale tickets are available tomorrow, April 27th, at noon PST. Use the password FINGER to get yours.

Regular tickets go on sale April 29th at noon PST.

Don't miss this single engagement event!

Buy tickets HERE. Get more info at DanielTosh.com.

I don't care how bad you want to go to the Super Bowl this weekend, do not attempt to trade your left testicle for tickets on Craigslist like this bozo did.

First of all, since it's on Craigslist, you have 50-50 shot of the tickets being fake.  The last thing you want is to lose a ball and end up with a couple of print outs from your local FedEx Kinko's.

Second, yes, it is the Super Bowl, but it's the Indianapolis Colts vs. the New Orleans Saints.  Most years you wouldn't even watch the Colts play the Saints, let alone give a gonad to go see it.  At least trade halt your testes for a more epic gridiron battle.

But if you must give your left nut for Super Bowl tickets, please also give your right one as well.  That will ensure you will never be able to reproduce.  Society definitely needs less of your kind wandering around.

This guy does realize they show the Super Bowl on television now, right?

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Believe it or not, Season #2 of Tosh.0 on Comedy Central is right around the corner (assuming you consider early 2010 to be a "corner").

Can't wait that long?  Is the suspense killing you??

Come see a live taping of Tosh.0!

January taping dates are already available and tickets are absolutely free!  Click here for more details and to register for your free tickets.