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It's Your (80th) Birthday

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 4, 2012 at 5:00PM

Like I always say: the party don't start 'til you're eligible for social security.

[via The Chive]

This Girl Is Really Good At Reporting On Sports

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 6, 2012 at 1:00PM

"My producer is telling me the game actually went into overtime then ended when the Celtics won by two touchdowns. Very exciting."

[via CollegeHumor]

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Can We Trust the Opinion of a Judge Who Wears This Tie?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 6, 2010 at 3:00PM

Now that Prop 8 has been overturned, the gay marriage debate is once again raging here in California and across the country.

The latest discussion is whether or not Judge Vaughn Walker was even fit to rule on the case being that he is an openly gay judge.

I've spent a lot of time staring at the image above of Judge Walker, trying to figure out if we can trust the ruling of a judge who wears that tie.

Personally, I think the tie is pretty gay, which means he might be biased towards things that are gay.  But one of my coworkers here said it reminded her of Rush Limbaugh's ties, which would mean he's possibly biased towards things that are conservative.

What do you think?  What does that tie mean?!?

[via NY Daily News]

It's a Miracle

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 5, 2010 at 2:00PM

Great Internet videos are born from little kids wearing ties.  That's what you have here with this kid, boys.  That's what he EARNED here with that tie.

One video.  If they uploaded 10 times, it might never get seen 9, but not this video.  Not now.  Tonight, he got to perform on Opening Day; tonight, he got to hang with the Red Sox.  And he gets giant applause, because he's WEARING A TIE!

Tonight, he is the biggest viral video star in the world.  He was born to be a viral video star, just like every little kid who wants to wear ties.  And he was meant to be here tonight.

This is his time.  Tay Zonday's time is done!  He's over.  I'm sick and tired of hearing about what a great video "Chocolate Rain" is.  Screw 'em!  This is the kid with a tie's time.

Now go out there and wear that tie!

[via The Daily What]

This Is Bigger Than All of Us

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 8, 2010 at 4:49PM

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First, I see the photo above on UniqueDaily.

Giddy beyond belief with childlike excitement, I immediately send the link to fellow blogger shina-ibu-business-timeJoselyn Hughes.

She provided me with a "meh"-esque response, shooting back a link to a post from yesterday's YepYep of this dog to the right.

At this point, I realize something is happening here.  A phenomenon is brewing under our feet like some sort of secret subterranean coffee house.

I decide to Google "dog shirt tie" — a mistake I wish I had never made…

For I discovered this…

Amazon.com selling the "Dog Business Suit Shirt Tie Size Petite."

What has been seen, cannot be unseen…

Though it is half off, which, despite never having been in the market for a dog suit in the past, seems like a pretty good deal.

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