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Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's CeWEBrity Profile was Ready To Mingle (above)
• We saw a man powered ferris wheel
• Someone slept with a tiger
• A dude slow clapped his way to injury in this week's Video Breakdown
• Daniel responded to fans' prom proposals
• And Daniel did a Hangover 3 Spoiler Alert.
  

I would totally go home with this guy. Just to see his bed.

[via reddit]

It's a chimp feeding a two-month-old tiger cub at a zoo in Thailand. And I'll just leave a video of it here.

That's all now. Carry on.

[via The DW]

I'm done making fun of Tiger Woods. The jokes have run dry. We've all moved on. He's back to playing golf and we're back to making fun of Justin Bieber. Life is in order again.

But I'm posting this anyway. Because this is not a joke. This is art.

[via Julia Segal]

…should have been one sentence.

A date.

When are you going to play golf again?

I'm infinitely more pissed at Tiger Woods for wasting our time than for cheating on his wife.

Tiger, I realize you'll have to be doing a lot more masturbating now that your sex life is essentially over, but all this moral masturbation is just fucking annoying.

We dug through hundreds of comments looking for the best user submitted caption for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by the user Brian.

Yoko Ono tries to break up Siegfried & Roy.

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"Women admit to having sex with Tiger" apparently got lost in translation.