Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Baseball player steals nacho from a fan. I don't see the problem here.
- Elders React to The Fox song. Am I going to be this cute when I'm old? Probably not.
- 18 coolest things about iOS7. Extra points if you spot Tosh in this article.
- 8 people who were arrested in superhero costumes. More like INjustice League.
- NASA will pay you $18,000 to chill in bed. Hi, Daniel? I'd like to put in my two weeks notice.
- Tight dresses on chicks to get you ready for the da club this weekend.
- 22 dumbest things you can do in Grand Theft Auto 5. Shark punch. Yes.
- A bear on a trail. Don't talk to a bear like it's your pet, you psycho.
- A baboon, a tiger and a wiener dog are BFFs! Pure joy.
- And 20 pictures that prove you have a dirty mind. Everything's a dick.
[video via Tastefully Offensive]