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Why aren't you more proud to be the only person Tim Tebow's ever screwed?

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Controversial "dating" site AshleyMadison.com is offering a $1 million reward to anyone who can prove they've had sex with self-proclaimed virgin Tim Tebow.

Good thing you framed that condom. Because you're going to have to provide evidence. And a picture of him Tebowing next to your bed probably won't do.

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We all know that when Tim Tebow finds something he likes, he runs with it.

And sometimes that makes him look stupid.

[via BWE]

What would Tim Tebow do? Undeservedly back his way into the playoffs, for starters.

[via Buzzfeed]

Oh. Jesus. Of course. Up until the last line I thought we were celebrating Pam Tebow's pregnancy.

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No amount of prayer to Jesus will help you get that thing removed.

[via BuzzFeed]

Tebowing: To get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different.

It's comforting to know that funny people will be in hell with me.

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Here's the thing: The NFL Network's Rich Eisen doesn't claim to be fast, but sometimes you forget just how unfast you are.

According to Wikipedia, Rich Eisen has been working on his time running the 40.  But thanks to new technology, I've never seen a video like this: Eisen getting smoked by prospects like Tim Tebow and Jacoby Ford.

So I'm not saying Rich should be running any faster, I'm just saying these superimposed comparisons make that flailing suit look that much funnier.  With this video going viral, apparently over 300,000 people agree.

I haven't seen anyone get beat this bad since Fruit Costumes took down Jumpsuits!

[via The Presurfer]

On Wednesday, the New York Times wrote about the difficulties of being a modern college football star. With the advent of social networks and cell phone cameras, pictures of them get passed around like it's Gossip Girl. Poor college kids… with multimillion-dollar NFL contracts. If you didn't want to be stalked by paparazzi, I don't think football is the career choice for you. Tim Tebow is highlighted in the article:

Tebow said that he could not go on a date because pictures would be on the Internet in 10 minutes.

Nice try, Tebow. We all know you're a homosexual!

This fact, also from the article, officially makes athletic departments the ACORN of campus services:

Athletic departments now monitor social networking Web sites, and cellphones are collected at the door of college parties to try to keep embarrassing or illegal moments off the Internet.

What a bummer! A football player can't even binge drink and take advantage of a 17-year-old girl without camera phones getting collected first.