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Los Angeles sports fans called it "Sportsageddon."

Los Angeles immigrants called it "Mucho Horas Extraordinarias."

[via The Daily What]

The time lapse above shows how much snow they got out in New Jersey overnight.  Nearly two feet.

Apparently, God is going to keep dropping two feet of snow a week every week until we agree to cancel plans for a third season of Jersey Shore.

I for one support his efforts.

[via Gawker]

Oh, you're one of the 250 million people who don't live in the United States' Mid-Atlantic region?

Well, F U!

This is snowmageddon, people!  This is the end of warmth as we know it!!

This is the kind of crazy storm skiers dream of, and we all know skiers are sick freaks!  Have you ever heard Bode Miller open his mouth??  He's a sick freak!!

Did you watch the "Snowlapse" video above.?

Teddy bears are dying!  Being buried alive in snow!  That's how bad things have gotten.  Innocent stuffed animals, destroyed for the pleasure of that devious bitch, Mother Nature.

So, yes, this kind of thing happens all winter, every winter north of the 45th parallel.  But people can't live up there!  Well, except for Minnesotans.  But we all know Minnesotans aren't real people…

They're sick freaks!

I have.

The year was 2002 and I was drinking a boatload of Ketel One.

[via The Daily What]

Jorge Columbo created this week's cover for The New Yorker using Brushes, an iPhone app. If you're one of those people who likes time lapse videos, here you go:

We also took a crack at this week's New Yorker cover but all we had was a Blackberry. They didn't like it:

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