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Hey, keep at it. Maybe someday you'll ravage a hot dog stand.

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You know what they say: the bigger the shoe, the more likely an Asian fits in it.

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I was as impressed as anybody when I saw the video above on Say OMG.  How'd such a fat guy get through such a tiny tube!?

But in researching the video, I found something very unsettling…

Turns out fat guys jumping through tiny pool tubes is a thing.

So I thought, with summer winding down, wouldn't it be perfect to present you with what I can only hope is the Internet's largest collection of "Fat Guys Jumping Through Tiny Pool Tubes" videos.

My apologies if you or someone you know is a fat guy that has a swimming pool and all of this is old news.

See 14 more videos after the jump…

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Whatever. I used to live in a 2-square-foot apartment. Every time I got an erection I had to open the door.

But as a New Yorker, let me explain what's going on here: This guy is scared as shit of living anywhere near minorities.

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