tiny hat

Mike and I agree on almost nothing.

He sends me a video of one animal riding another animal and I say, "Eww, I hate animals." Then I send him a video of a baby getting down with his bad self and he says, "Eww, I hate people." (I'm paraphrasing.) And we pretty much just go in circles like that all day.

Therefore, if we both like something, that something must have a broad appeal. Yesterday I sent this video to Mike and he said, "Not bad." And it immediately became the most universally humorous thing I'd seen all day.

So here you go. I'm quite sure you'll enjoy this Ninja Turtles parody. EVERYONE does.

While you watch this I am going to continue showing Mike pictures of my awesome tiny hat.

And Mike is going to continue trying to slap me because of it.

[via College Humor]

I've learned a lot from this video.

1) Slapping kittens is okay! For years, people have been telling me to stop slapping kittens, but here, we see an adult cat slapping a baby cat.  If cats are fine with slapping each other, it's totally alright for me to slap them too.  Just like how we're allowed to use the "n-word" because black people use it with each other.

2) Hitting someone wearing a tiny hat is funny! Hitting people is typically considered "wrong."  But it's not wrong if that person is wearing a tiny hat.  Why?  Because hitting someone wearing a tiny hat is always hilarious.  And things that are funny are never wrong.  Unless the person you hit dies.  Then you have committed murder… which is, supposedly, wrong.  (Maybe one day the courts will allow us to murder people who wear tiny hats.)

3) Even cats are embarrassed by the way they are portrayed on the Internet! Cats get a bad rap for being the clowns of the Internet, but not all cats appreciate this portrayal.  It's like when one Jew berates another Jew for leaving a bad tip.  This cat clearly is sending a message to its feline companion that we all have to break stereotypes together.

Who knew cat videos could be so informative.