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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Which one is more interesting?

America, where the lazy white guy always ends up on top.

We received nearly a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Josh Balcerzak.

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"Yes, there's no draft, but you still have to let me use you as an armrest."

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You ever have that dream where your tits start barking and then you wake up and realize you just have a dog sitting on your chest?

[via Izismile]

We see countless irrelevant comments. Our favorite this week came from Bryan Olson in response to the Invisalign Rap.

Cool story, Bryan. Or should I say, Tarzan?

As a kid when my mom would drive at night and I was tired, I would sleep.

If you have any irrelevant comments please go ahead and leave them below. We bloggers truly appreciate your cooperation.

Remember when Ben Affleck was dating Jennifer Lopez?

In case you missed it, there was a big track and field battle over the holiday weekend.

Reuters reported on the event with the following caption to the above image: "Walter Dix of the U.S. crosses the finish line ahead of compatriot Tyson Gay to win the men's 200 meters at the Prefontaine Classic Diamond League track meet in Eugene, Oregon July 3, 2010."

Or as they summed up so eloquently in the headline:

Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters

Oh, bravo, Reuters!  (Can you hear my sarcastic clap?)

What would the headline have been if Gay had won?

Gay wins, Dix sucked

Hey, look at me!  I could be a professional news journalist!

Recently, it seems like everyone has been doing their take on this circular, stick-figured "ideal life" image.

Well, here's my better life.

I think it would be amazing.  Though maybe I'm just tired.