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America, where the lazy white guy always ends up on top.
We received nearly a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.
After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by†Josh Balcerzak.
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You ever have that dream where your tits start barking and then you wake up and realize you just have a dog sitting on your chest?
We see countless irrelevant comments. Our favorite this week came from Bryan Olson in response to the Invisalign Rap.
Cool story, Bryan. Or should I say, Tarzan?
As a kid when my mom would drive at night and I was tired, I would sleep.
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Remember when Ben Affleck was dating Jennifer Lopez?
In case you missed it, there was a big track and field battle over the holiday weekend.
Reuters reported on the event with the following caption to the above image: "Walter Dix of the U.S. crosses the finish line ahead of compatriot Tyson Gay to win the men's 200 meters at the Prefontaine Classic Diamond League track meet in Eugene, Oregon July 3, 2010."
Or as they summed up so eloquently in the headline:
Oh, bravo, Reuters!† (Can you hear my sarcastic clap?)
What would the headline have been if Gay had won?
Hey, look at me!† I could be a professional news journalist!
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