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Holy Tits On A Beer

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 24, 2013 at 3:00PM

beertits

Hey women, how does it feel being obsolete?

[via The Chive]

This Fruitstand Is Rated R

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 7, 2013 at 1:00PM

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just turned on by big-breasted strawberries?

[via Acid Cow]

My Eyes Are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY Up Here

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 7, 2013 at 11:00AM

I have to dress like this. If I wear a turtleneck it looks like I swallowed a bathtub.

[via Acid Cow]

Boob Jobs: There's An App For That

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 10, 2011 at 3:00PM

According to the Barstool NY:

Users start by taking a photo of their chest – the makers of the app say that pictures taken in a bra or bathing suit work best – before using two on screen cursors to mark out the breasts.

… the app enables women to see what they will look like with their breasts boosted up to three cup sizes.

Come on. Does this app really "enable" women to see what they will look like with bigger boobs? We can do that already. It's called a push-up bra. And we're all wearing one.

If this app enables anyone, I'd say it's bored beachgoers.

I forgot the volleyball, guys. But I do have the iAugment app…

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