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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Woman who flipped off Noah may or may not have killed her husband. What a bad ass bitch. 
• Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend made Maxim's Hot 100. Sexiest pile of air ever.
• Here's Quentin Tortellini. Yeah THAT JUST HAPPENED.
• Women's POV is basically lots of titties. Who's excited for summer Instagrams?!
• 24 Facebook fails. Is "everyone who shares their political beliefs in their status" on there?
• Moms eat for free at Hooter's on Mother's Day. 'Cause why spend money on her, ya know?
• CNN anchors talk via satellite in the same parking lot. Busted.
• 105-year-old woman thinks she's alive because of bacon. Don't let me live to 100. It looks really scary.
• An owl loves a dog. Also that owl is fucking HUGE.
• And a mom went to WebMD instead of the hospital after her son got shot. Symptoms point to the flu.

[photo via WPBF]

I have the same thing on my hands! Except instead of "boob" they say "Snickers Bar".

[via The Chive]

I WISH SOMEONE WOULD DO THAT TRICK TO ME.

[via The Chive]

Luckily for him he sat next to this woman and not Kate Hudson.

[via Izismile]

"Yeah, I've touched a boob. Big deal."

[via The Chive]

He should really be wearing a one-piece.

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TITTIES!

[via Izismile]

That sounds like a lovely beach!

And I'm sure Dr. Stu will be able to spend plenty of time there with the BILLIONS OF DOLLARS he's gonna make from this song.

[via BuzzFeed]

And he only got 935 sexual assault charges!

But it's pretty amazing that so many of these young Russian ladies are so laid back.  Remind me again why we wanted to win the Cold War?

[via Blame It on the Voices]

Is it hot out here or is it just me? Because I'm standing over a giant charcoal grill.

[via reddit]