The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade's Biggest Fan
His favorite pick-up line: "Are you tired? Cuz you've been floating in my pool all day."
[via TLC]
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His favorite pick-up line: "Are you tired? Cuz you've been floating in my pool all day."
[via TLC]
Guys, it's not that big of a deal. It has much less of a flavor than human hair.
[via Barstool]

Those subtitles read like the first page of the most frightening children's book ever.
[via Buzzfeed]
You know what they say: the more they sag, the more fun you can have.
They don't really say that.
[via Video Gum]
It doesn't matter what you look like- it's always offensive when someone thinks you're a Kardashian.
[via Reddit]
I am adopting Alana as soon as child services takes her away from her creepy-ass mother.
And then I will give her a trophy for being the ABSOLUTE BEST at everything.
[via BWE]
When is TLC going to reward completely normal humans who get married and have a normal amount of kids at a normal age in a normal manner with their own TV show?
[via Buzzfeed]
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