TLC

His favorite pick-up line: "Are you tired? Cuz you've been floating in my pool all day."

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Guys, it's not that big of a deal. It has much less of a flavor than human hair.

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Those subtitles read like the first page of the most frightening children's book ever.

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You know what they say: the more they sag, the more fun you can have.

They don't really say that.

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It doesn't matter what you look like- it's always offensive when someone thinks you're a Kardashian.

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Mars it is then.

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Sex with this woman is basically like wrestling a lion.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

We made it, guys. WE MADE IT.

I am adopting Alana as soon as child services takes her away from her creepy-ass mother.

And then I will give her a trophy for being the ABSOLUTE BEST at everything.

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When is TLC going to reward completely normal humans who get married and have a normal amount of kids at a normal age in a normal manner with their own TV show?

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