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To Catch a Glimpse of Chris Hansen's Genitals

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 7, 2011 at 4:00PM

Last week, The National Enquirer broke the news that To Catch a Predator host Chris Hansen had been "caught" himself — cheating on his wife.

Now, The Daily Mail reports that Hansen also engaged in "sexting" during the affair.  And those pics may be coming soon to a computer near you…

"The NBC anchor is said to be terrified that the steamy pictures will be leaked and end up on the internet," writes The Mail.

The Internet has a funny way of handing out karma: You use the Internet to pretend you are an underage girl to bust perverts, so the Internet shows the world a picture of your dong.  It's a delicate but fair balance.

And though the pics haven't leaked yet, descriptions are making the rounds:

"'One of the images shows Chris standing in a hotel room in front of a large mirror. He's wearing only a white bathrobe that's completely open – showing off his entire chest and midsection – with one hand concealing his genitals.'"

Oh god.  Just show us the pics.  They can't be worse than having to use my imagination to conjure up images of a naked Chris Hansen debating which way of holding his junk is most erotic.

At least the good news is that the woman, aged 30, is an adult.  We wouldn't want to make Alanis Morissette's head to explode.

Roman Polanski on 'To Catch a Predator'

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 7, 2009 at 11:00AM

Alright, I have to admit the above mash-up of a Roman Polanski interview with one of Chris Hanson's interviews on Dateline NBC's "To Catch a Predator" isn't done particularly well.  But at least it is done.

You know what I mean?  Certain world events predicate certain Internet content.  Some videos just have to be made.

If Jack Nicholson was accused of a heinous crime, I'd expect some "You can't handle the truth" mash-ups almost immediately.

If Jeff Bridges ever got charged with DUI, I'm sure a nice Big Lebowski mash-up would be in order.

Or, god forbid, if Bill Murray should ever murder the Dalai Lama, it wouldn't be long before we saw some pretty awesome mash-ups mocking that historic event.

So, yeah, it took over a week for this particular video to appear.  Come on, people!  You can't not do something just because it's obvious.  The Internet doesn't approve of that logic!  You have to do it as quickly as possible and be the first to do it in all the world!

That's how web-savvy people think.

[via Buzzfeed]

Wording is Important

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | June 15, 2009 at 4:00PM

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Halloween Express is selling this pair of "Child Predator Hands."

Who needs candy and a van when you can just buy these?

[via Gynomite]