toast

The real lesson here is that if you're going to take a picture with a topless woman in Europe, make sure you also pick things up when you drop them.

That's marriage.

[via Videogum]

MY SHOWER IS SO HOT IT RUINED ALL MY BREAD!

[via journo-fascist profiteer]

"Wait a minute…  You're saying you can also put toast in that thing?  You're shitting me, right??"

[via Pleated Jeans]

Haha. Silly President. Look at him speaking over the national anthem. And touching his glass before the Queen. What a doofus. We all knew not to do that.

It's like, learn your manners, you crazy American!

What is this, a luau? I don't think so! This is England. You don't just say nice words about a woman in front of a crowd whenever you want!

You can take the guy out of Hawaii but you can't take the Hawaii out of the guy.

[via Dlisted]

The Internet has a lot of helpful how-to guides.

It's also got a lot of how-to guides for worthless garbage… like turning your old VHS machine into a toaster.

In the accompanying video, you can see the VHS Toaster at work, turning boring old white bread into delicious new toast.

But the VHS toaster has plenty of other uses… like destroying '80s movies that haven't aged well.  Take that Vice Versa staring Judge Reinhold and Fred Savage!

[via Neatorama]

Companies are always looking for ways to drive traffic to their websites.  Even the Tosh.0 blog!  (Link to this post and I'll personally send you a postcard from my 4th of July trip to the Jersey shore.)

But the above image taken from an article on the Beck's beer website entitled "The six meals every man needs to know how to make" takes pandering to a whole new level.

Seriously, Becks?!  Photoshoping in a fake burn of the Reddit logo?  This is how far we've sunk as a society to get links to our sites.  I'm sure you could also drive traffic by photoshoping in a swastika too!  At least then you'd be making some sort of a statement!

But here I am posting about the stupid thing.  Damn it!  It works!

[via Reddit, of course!]