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He's Not Proud Of What Happened Here

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 9, 2014 at 9:00PM

A single powdered doughnut in the hands of a toddler is a hell of a thing.

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How To Paint A Room With Vomit

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 12, 2014 at 3:00PM

If you aren't using a remote control car and your toddler to buff your floors, you've failed as a parent.

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Strollers Are For Suckers

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 22, 2013 at 11:00AM

"I don't care how your mother carries you, I need to keep this arm free for a 30-rack."

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It Was Worth it

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 17, 2013 at 5:00PM

This is exactly the kind of person I become when my girlfriend leaves town for the weekend.

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Nothing To See Here

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 8, 2013 at 1:00PM

"It is done. The Boogey Man is vanquished."

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