toddlers and tiaras

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

We made it, guys. WE MADE IT.

I am adopting Alana as soon as child services takes her away from her creepy-ass mother.

And then I will give her a trophy for being the ABSOLUTE BEST at everything.

[via BWE]

First her mom named her Paisley. Then she entered her in beauty pageants. And now she's dressing her like a hooker.

We all like Pretty Woman. Richard Gere plus Julia Roberts' mouth is a great combination. But this clip from Toddlers & Tiaras is just disturbing. No three-year-old should be dressed like a prostitute. Even for Toddlers & Tiaras, this is bad. And that show has lower standards than a frat boy at closing time.

Big mistake, Paisley's mom. BIG. Huge.

[via Jezebel]

"Toddler & Tiaras" is a show on TLC that you should definitely be watching. It's a train wreck. And I mean that in the nicest way possible. It's as if a really big train filled with horrible parents, annoying children, and a lot of fake eyelashes crashed right into your TV screen.

How could you not want to see that?

This is a clip from "Toddler & Tiaras" slowed down. And really that's the only way you'll get the full effect.

If you watch a train wreck at regular speed, you miss all the flying bodies.

[via VVV]

There aren't many more validating moments than this classic one from Miss Teen South Carolina.

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