toilets

Sorry but I can't shit without at least 10 friends present.

[via Acid Cow]

Shaq comes here when his IBS is acting up.

[Via Izismile]

This is actually the #3 cause of death among jam band fans right below "eating the wrong mushrooms" and "suicide."

[via The Clearly Dope]

Men never put the toilet seat down.

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Obviously they just need to replace those conventional toilets with High Toilets.

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Toiletters is a blog that posts bathroom graffiti. So, even if you're in a clean bathroom, you can take out your mobile internet and revel in the pessimism.

In men's bathrooms across the country, people take out their anger on the walls and stalls with permanent markers. I wonder if this concept even makes any sense to women since to my knowledge, it only happens in men's rooms. What does female bathroom graffiti look like? Does Toiletters open up a whole new world to the eyes of women? Do women even read this blog? Let me know in the comments.

It?s cruel enough that people took pictures of their friends drunkenly passed out on the toilet and posted them on the internet in this online photo gallery, but there?s one photo that sticks out among this collection of drunken shmucks:

What?s the biggest problem I have with this picture?  This is a baby.

Babies don?t use toilets, they use diapers.

Get the theme right, guys! I don?t mind that this baby is drunk and passed out; probably stopped him from crying or pooping or whatever babies do.

BUT you should be saving this for a seperate drunken baby gallery*, where they pass out on things that make more sense.  

*Please let me know when that goes up. 

[via Gorilla Mask]