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TOSH.0 BLOG Thursday, May 23

You'll Definitely Get A Boyfriend Now

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 30, 2013 at 2:00PM

tomatohair

"Yeah no it looks great, I guess I was just hoping for more of a 'radish'."

[via Acid Cow]

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You Say Tomato, I Say Person Riding The Subway

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 9, 2013 at 10:00AM

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"Has Tyler been working out? He's turned into a real beefsteak!"

[via The Clearly Dope]

Rape Prevention Is A Lot Like Preparing A Salad

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 3, 2012 at 10:00AM

Would you like some freshly ground pepper on your gnawed-off dick?

[via Everything Is Terrible]

DAT TOMATO

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 28, 2011 at 4:00PM

This pico de gallo you made tastes like ass.

[via IAB]

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