tommy lee

On the twelfth day of Tosh, we give to thee, Drummers Drumming…

Pipers Piping, Lords a-leaping, Ladies Dancing, Maids a-milking, Swans a-swimming, Geese a-laying, Golden Rings, Calling Birds, French Hens, Turtle Doves, and a Partridge In A Pear Tree.

Now get off your computer and go spend time with your family.

Happy holidays!

Smack my tits and call me drums. It was Tommy Lee's 48th birthday yesterday and we did nothing to celebrate the momentous occasion here on the blog.

Talk about giant balls dropping the ball.

Obviously, a belated e-card just won't do. So in an effort to makes things right, I dedicate this entire post to Tommy Lee in honor of his birthday. That puts him in the ranks with a drunk Welshman on a stallion, a homeless man with two Kermit hand puppets, and a bill signed by the governator.

He should feel very flattered. This is surely one of the more exciting things that has happened to the drummer of Mötley Crüe.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Looking for a confidence boost? Then tune in to an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0 TONIGHT at 10:30pm/9:30c on Comedy Central!

You'll learn you're not the world's worst wedding DJ. Nor are you the most racist person in Alabama. Things are looking up already!

Maybe you even won the caption challenge this week? You'll have to watch to find out! Chances are you didn't. But you never know.

In addition to all of this great stuff, you'll be reminded that you are still not, and will never be, as cool as Tommy Lee. So keep your ego in check.

Remember that viral video from a few weeks ago, "Worst Wedding DJ Ever"?

Lame.  Tommy Lee shows him how it's done.