Can ranch dressing double as leave-in conditioner?
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I love it when children's books teach youngsters about sex and blow jobs, don't you? More after the jump!
You're just jealous because your skirt doesn't have arm holes.
Khakis are the official legwear of dry humping your twin on top of a moving vehicle.
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Last Thursday, we showed you "Burrito Making In Space!"†and asked you to give us a better title.
We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.
Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.
Despite the lyrics, I'm not convinced this guy is actually gay.† That room is way too messy and there are nowhere near enough clothes in the closet.
Either way, just goes to show the benefits of a Penn State education.
"Hi.† Is this tech support?† …† Yes, someone installed a desk below my desk.† I was hoping I could have it removed.† …† Yes, they gave me a ladder but–† …† No, the ladder isn't too tall at all, it's the perfect size, but…"
"Wait a minute…† You're saying you can also put toast in that thing?† You're shitting me, right??"
[via Pleated Jeans]
Cheer up, dude.† At least you have an awesome drawing on the top of your head.
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