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Obviously the answer to that is no.

Your kids, wives, and husbands are still hiding, right?

[via Dlisted]

"As far as I know, humans do not wear shirts." – Lopez child to OK! Magazine

A 26 year old woman in Italy was questioned by police officers after applying sunscreen on a topless beach in a way that 'troubled' a nearby mother's 12 and 14 year old sons.

Legally the woman was doing nothing wrong by being topless but the mother got the police anyway because her young sons were admiring the sunbather while she applied lotion.

Her lawyer said of the incident:

"Let's be clear my client is tall, brunette and has an ample breast and is therefore going to naturally be sensuous when she applies cream to her chest."

It's not her fault everyone stares. She's just a sexy woman trying to protect her young, voluptuous body from harmful UV rays. Back off, Mom.

[via Telegraph]

What do the topless fat gunman and Daniel Tosh have in common? They're both getting ready for the LAST NEW EPISODE OF THE SEASON this Thursday at 10p/9c on Comedy Central!!!

This weekend, Lindsay Lohan sent out a Tweet that included a topless snapshot of herself. Gossip bloggers thought she'd turned things around, but it looks like she's back to the same old desperate pleas for attention. Except last year, before Twitter was a hit, the phrase "Lindsay Lohan is twittering herself topless" meant something entirely different.