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In the words of Scrooge McDuck, "Welfare is a scam, quack quack." If you're looking for clips from tonight's show, you'll have to wait until after the episode has aired across the entire country. Check back here after 10:30 Pacific Time.

But there's plenty of stuff to do while you wait…

• Watch three full episodes that are on our site RIGHT NOW
• Check out our playlist of videos that took a turn for the worse
• Snag yourself some Tosh DVDs and Blu-rays, now up to 46% off
• Buy high quality Tosh Ts in the Tosh.0 store
• See classic Tosh.0 clips on our video page
• Or scroll down to read the rest of our daily blog

And then we go on summer break. Hope you been workin' on your beach bods, you disgusting animals!

Tuesday on the last episode of Tosh.0 before summer break, Daniel finds out what happened to the world's greatest Nerf Dunker in a very special 30 For 30.0.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at ten!

Finish her!

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by C-Lo Taftanaz.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

A wise man once said, "Shoot for the moon. If you miss, then just kill yourself." If you're looking for clips from tonight's show, you'll have to wait until after the episode has aired across the entire country. Check back here after 10:30 Pacific Time.

But there's plenty of stuff to do while you wait…

• Watch three full episodes that are on our site RIGHT NOW
• Check out our playlist of videos that took a turn for the worse
• Snag yourself some Tosh DVDs and Blu-rays, now up to 46% off
• Buy high quality Tosh Ts in the Tosh.0 store
• See classic Tosh.0 clips on our video page
• Or scroll down to read the rest of our daily blog

More new episodes of Tosh.0 continue next Tuesday! Now go fiddle with your dinguses.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0

The fact that you think a "whole box" of Mac and Cheese is a lot makes you 100% a chick.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0

Hey, she didn't ask to be Jewish.

In the words of Leonard Nimoy: "Hey, look, I'm Mr. Spock. A-duuurrr!" If you're looking for clips from tonight's show, you'll have to wait until after the episode has aired across the entire country. Check back here after 10:30 Pacific Time.

But there's plenty of stuff to do while you wait…

• Watch three full episodes that are on our site RIGHT NOW
• Check out our playlist of videos that took a turn for the worse
• Snag yourself some Tosh DVDs and Blu-rays, now up to 46% off
• Buy high quality Tosh Ts in the Tosh.0 store
• See classic Tosh.0 clips on our video page
• Or scroll down to read the rest of our daily blog

More new episodes of Tosh.0 continue next Tuesday! Until then, go join a gym; we can all see your moobs.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0

The irony.

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

-Lingerie for men, because nothing soaks up ball sweat quite like lace

-McDonald's breakfast all day? Yes please with a side of hash browns.

-This bear escape looks a lot like a dude holding a piece of cardboard

-15 really bad engagement photos that make me happy I'm UTTERLY ALONE

-Some hot girl's asses, because texting them to one guy is fucking prude

-The best Larry David tattoos… pret-ty pret-ty cool

-A Kim Kardashian clone showed up in Ray-J's video. Thankfully she wasn't pregnant.

-Women are stupid. Here's why.

-Prison reviews on Yelp. May I serve my sentence at Rikers, Your Honor?

-And Obama with bangs.

[photo via HommeMystere]

I just found some old rice in my naval. If you're looking for clips from tonight's show, you'll have to wait until after the episode has aired across the entire country. Check back here after 10:30 Pacific Time.

But there's plenty of stuff to do while you wait…

• Watch three full episodes that are on our site RIGHT NOW.
• Check out our playlist of videos that took a turn for the worse
• Snag yourself some Tosh DVDs and Blu-rays, now up to 46% off
• Buy high quality Tosh Ts in the Tosh.0 store
• See classic Tosh.0 clips on our video page
• Or scroll down to read the rest of our daily blog

More new episodes of Tosh.0 continue next Tuesday! Until then, what's in YOUR naval?