tosh.0 fans

Some enthusiastic fan in Arizona decided to show their love of Tosh with a customized vanity plate.

That's funny, guy who owns this car. Because Daniel actually just got a customized vanity plate as well. And his is about you!*

*Not Daniel Tosh's actual license plate.

[thanks Maeghan]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Alektra Blue just became Tosh.0's new favorite porn star. Sorry, Ron Jeremy.

According to Ad Age, TV shows you watch offer key insights into your personality. For example, people who watch "Mad Men" are creative, emotionally sensitive, and intellectually curious. They prefer brands like Apple and Blue Moon.

People who watch "Family Guy" are sarcastic rebels drawn to brands such as DiGiornio and Ford F150.

Folks who watch "The Biggest Loser" are just dumb. It doesn't say that. But come on, we all know it.

Strangely, there is no information regarding viewers of "Tosh.0". It would be hard to sum your personalities up without the data but I can say with almost certainty that you prefer Doritos and Natty Light.

Tosh.0 fans tweet their guesses about which video Daniel was watching that was too racy to air.

Tosh.0 viewers prove there are many more things better left unsaid.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

What are you doing before Tosh.0, Allison? Is it that obvious?

I want to guess. You're…making a 7-layer bean dip? No. You're…going sky-diving? No. You're…watching Hellcats on the CW? Ugh. I don't know. I give up.

Everybody do your thing tonight and then TUNE IN to an ALL NEW EPISODE of Tosh.0 at 10:30pm/9:30c on Comedy Central. Allison's going to be watching! After she finishes…retiling her kitchen floor?

Daniel bravely asks you guys to help him write a screenplay. Turns out, that's not a good idea.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

And the award for Coolest Tosh.0 Fan of the Day goes to Sherryanne S.! We believed in you from the beginning, Sherry Girl. We heard you were watching and we were like, Sherryanne's going to hoot when she sees this! What do you think Sherryanne will say about Cooter Kicks? Oh, she'll love it!

Really Sher-Bear, thanks for being a fan. We appreciate your support. And we look forward to making you laugh even louder when new episodes return on June 2nd!

Also, if everyone could please start signing their comments, that would be great. It's the proper way to close a message after all.

Carly H.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

There is nothing that bonds a 5th grader and his teacher (besides a mutual love of Twilight) quite like surprise trust falls.

Piper, (or should I call you Miss Smith?), we're so happy the art of surprise trust falling had made it into elementary schools. And we take full credit for having introduced this fun extracurricular activity into the lives of our country's children.

But when your students start cooter kicking you, don't blame us. And if they yell, "Wham bam, right in the clam!" during recess? Just know, Miss Smith, we had nothing to do with it.

For the children!

All of you jerks Tosh.0 fans, especially fans on Facebook, always complain that you want more vomit.

Well, you know what?  You want more vomit??  Here's where you can get more vomit…

CNN is reporting that on a current Celebrity Cruise "419 of the 1,838 passengers fell ill, along with 27 of the 849 crew members….  Their symptoms included upset stomach, vomiting and diarrhea."

And if you think that's bad: "The ship does not return to Charleston until Friday and will be at sea until then."

Just think: The excitement of watching people vomit with the fun of a Caribbean cruise!  How do you feel about that, huh?  Must sound like the most fun you could ever imagine in your entire lives?!

[via The Awl]