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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Are you sure? Because I've thrown up twice and Andrew had to drink horse cum.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

"I want your dong in my 'giner."

<<crunch crunch>>

<<turns up TV volume>>

Barbie's pasties sold separately.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Not normally, but he always makes an exception for anyone whose last name is Banana.

Each week this summer, we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 classic. 

Is it weird to say that in ten years I'm interested in marrying him?

It is? Okay nevermind.

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I would have sex with all three.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

World's shittiest conspiracy theory.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Even better than the one where you washed your balls for fifteen minutes straight and then fucked an empty bottle of Pert Plus?

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

If you must know, Tosh.0 is a top secret government project involving bananas, Sprite, and puke. Lots and lots of puke.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

She's also the briefest bitch alive.