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Chemotherapy. :(

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Look when he's right, he's right.

Get your tickets for Daniel's June Gloom tour here- maybe Rob Schneider will be sitting in the seat next to you!! Ah!

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Don't forget to flush/wear a condom/enjoy the show.

Our sorority trip to Jizzneyland.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Hope Swatch.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Seriously stop dad just stop you're so annoying please just fucking stop #juststop

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On last night's show, Daniel cleaned out his wallet, and gave his remaining gift card balances to those who need it most: Tosh viewers with access to both TV and internet.

Congrats, guys! And for those of you who didn't get the gift cards: just buy your own pizza. It is literally the cheapest food.

You're not you when you're horny.

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False. Viacom and Comedy Central were happily married when they conceived this show.

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Shhhh, let's just keep this between you, me, and his 8 million followers.

The White House took down two of our petitions! Not. Cool.

Apparently the government wants to think they're getting a better deal on an ice cream maker than their neighbor, even though it's obvious their neighbor ALSO got a 20% off coupon, because they took down our Bed, Bath & Beyond proposal.

Then they saw the Dave Chappelle petition, but were still so mad about the coupons! So that one is down too. You can't get between somebody and their savings.

Turns out it's really hard to change America. But you can still sign these other petitions:

1. Pass a law to unite the Dakotas into one state.

2. Get rid of all coins. And $10's and $50's. And butterscotch hard candies. 

3. Grant US citizenship to any Mexican who can make a killer fish taco.