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Finally He's Got A Good Four Inches

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 10, 2013 at 2:00PM

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"Mom can I pleeeease have Other-Side-Of-The-Tracks Ken??"

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But You Have So Much To Live For

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 19, 2013 at 6:00PM

I guess he finally heard the sound of his own voice.

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Tommy, You're Being Racist

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 26, 2013 at 5:00PM

Mommy fucked an alien. Deal with it.

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I Really Am Lovin' It

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 26, 2013 at 10:00AM

This is actually a happy meal toy under a microscope.

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He Can't Wait To Be Wrapped

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 13, 2013 at 4:00PM

They didn't poke air holes in the box so Baby, don't poop.

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Roger's Different Somehow

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 18, 2013 at 11:00AM

He listens to me, he's always there when I need him, and he has no dick.

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The Year's Best News Fail

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 28, 2012 at 2:00PM

The Mushroom Sex Toy story was easily 2012's best news fail, winning by a landslide.

There's something about the fact that nobody thought, "Hey, that looks like a vagina."

Gets me every time.

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Two Words: Dildo Copter

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 20, 2012 at 4:00PM

Hide your kids if you want, but definitely hide your wife.

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The Easiest 'Add To Cart' Ever

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 6, 2012 at 4:00PM

What's creepier: that this exists, or that somebody's been waiting to make it since he was fourteen?

Get yours today!

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Somehow Less Creepy Than Most Guys With Ponytails

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 2, 2012 at 3:00PM

"Let's make a toy that's the exact opposite of Sarah Jessica Parker."

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