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His Flight Is Definitely Delayed

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 17, 2014 at 8:00PM

"We have don't' have any problem running over the toys and dreams of young children to get to you on time!" – Delivery Company's Motto

[via The Chive]

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airplane

boy

delivery

fail

kid

mean

street

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toy plane

truck

Psychopaths Need Toys Too

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 29, 2014 at 2:00PM

Sorry but this isn't going to help my fear of handling raw chicken.

[via Uber Humor]

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chicken

creepy

gross

psycho

raw chicken

teddy bear

toy

Does This Come In Red?

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 10, 2014 at 11:00AM

Now your lady can enjoy the pool no matter what time of the month it is!

[via Break]

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float

pad

panty liner

period

pms

pool

raft

toy

Everyone's Favorite Toy

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 26, 2014 at 3:00PM

It's so nice having someone to fetch your morning dildo.

[via Uber Humor]

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black

dick

dildo

dog

fetch

penis

pet

rubber

sex shop

sex toy

toy

vibrator

Is There A Demand For Poo?

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 7, 2014 at 9:00PM

So pumped that this exists because the smell is usually the only thing that holds me back from playing with actual shit.

[via Fail Blog]

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dough

gross

playdough

poo

poop

retail

toy

wtf