toy truck

This hedgehog will kick your ass if you don't at least pretend to be happy.

It also proves my long-standing theory that hedgehogs love toy trucks.

[via The Daily What]

This video has over 40,000 views as I write this post and has been moved to the front page of Buzzfeed.

I almost fell asleep watching it.

Maybe people are clicking through to check out the proud parent's hilarious description: "He literally lives, breathes, and SLEEPS power wheels."

Holy cow!  This guy can film crappy videos and write crappy puns!  A double threat.

What's really sad though is that since the video is gaining popularity, this guy has decided to pimp the hell out of his poor son, not only posting two more videos of the kid in that silly (and pink!) toy 4×4, but lying about what the videos are to try and get some attention.

Dude, pull it together.  We can tell by the vid you live in the middle of nowhere.  If you want attention, how about laying off your innocent child and moving back into society?