Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Eating beaver. They'll die if they don't.
- A digital composite of the average man's body. Yeah. Not doin' it for me.
- Will Smith's 2-story trailer. No swearing allowed.
- 20 houses that are doing Halloween right. Their neighbors hate them.
- Hot girls bein' hot because seriously what else can they do.
- 73% of us are just "making do" in our relationships. Cool, that's not depressing at all.
- 80 great jobs that don't require a degree. GET OFF THE COUCH.
- Brides throwing cats. I hate cats and would not catch one.
- 45 amazing and insane cakes. Don't ever get me a burrito cake, I will be pissed it's not an actual burrito.
- And gourmet dorm food. C'mon, guys. You're better than Ramen.
[video via BroBible]