"I just don't know what I would do if I ever lost that fridge."
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Hold tight, Nana. We'll be at the cliff in no time.
[via Acid Cow]
Pretty sure "the calls are coming from inside the baby" is an actual quote from Battleship.
[via Funny Or Die]
It's so realistic that at the end, the whole theater gets hypothermia and dies.
Which is what should happen to everyone who pays to see Titanic in 3D.
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