Wake Up, Man Baby
Posted: 05/14/13
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Pretty sure "the calls are coming from inside the baby" is an actual quote from Battleship.
[via Funny Or Die]
It's so realistic that at the end, the whole theater gets hypothermia and dies.
Which is what should happen to everyone who pays to see Titanic in 3D.
[via BWE]
On last night's Kimmel, he revealed a 9-minute trailer for the greatest film of all time.
It's a lot like Tosh.0's Perfect Internet Video. But with 100% more famous people. And slightly less puke.
[via The DW]
The Girl With The Tramp Stamp Tattoo looks like The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo except way, way better.
Fans are going to love this film! As long as it's true to the book, 'A Shore Thing' by Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi.
[via BWE]
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