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"I know there's plenty of room, but do you think I could sit on his lap anyway?"

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Watch out, dude. Three more stops and he'll be asking for a drawer at your place.

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Ugh I hate it when people waste perfectly good lap space!

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So with a flick of my magic blogging wand… 

He also plays the bus and the cab!

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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Not to sound racist or anything but you two look EXACTLY alike.

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The dogs get steak, because they haven't ruined my sex life.

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Her farts are the wind beneath his wheels.

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Things I need to do on the subway today: 1) close legs 2) PDA with pigeon.

Nailed it!

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Clearly these people are not 80's babies, or else they'd realize that THEY'RE MISSING THE BLACK RANGER.

Swap Zack out for Tommy? Not on my watch.

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I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

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