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I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

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Track and Barack? That's what Eminem would call a slant rhyme.

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"Great, now my hands are free to read about booty enhancement techniques."

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He's about to open an Etsy shop and blow. the. fuck. up.

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This video is called "Scooter with a Train Horn". BO-ring.

Think you got a funnier name for it? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Daniel Ellern with his title, "It rains pussy in colllege." Congrats, Daniel!

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Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was Bubb Rubb (above)
• Daniel thumb wrestled a bear
• We put 20 seconds on the clock for some sexy amputees
• We watched a guy stuck under a train in this week's Video Breakdown
• Daniel employed some cheap labor on Fiverr (check out the extended version!)
• We met Woody from Brickleberry- like Brickleberry on Facebook!
• And Daniel introduced you to the game Slap, Lick, Fondle

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Bootleg Fireworks (above)
• Dog Arm Wrestle
• Dad Rides a Rollercoaster
• Sexy Amputee Women
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Under Moving Train
• Head Crawl Baby
• Web Redemption raw clip: Bubb Rubb
• Kick the Board
• Man Bike Animation

As the great Ginuwine once said, "If you're horny, let's do it. Ride it, my pony."

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He's working on the design for a new transit system in San Francisco.

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The real trick would be getting his own kids to admit that he's their father.

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