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Found My Soul Mate

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 18, 2014 at 6:00PM

"And when I bent her over and saw the tattoo implying she was a jizz-powered hell-spawn, I just knew your mother was the one for me."

[via Uber Humor]

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Tasty Tramp Stamp

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 3, 2014 at 6:00PM

Her father was furious… that she completely forgot about bacon.

[via Acid Cow]

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Freshly Shampooed And Conditioned

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 20, 2014 at 10:00PM

There has to be better way to cover up a Harlem Shake tramp stamp.

[via Cannabino Mad]

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hair

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Beautiful Crack You Have There

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 7, 2013 at 9:00PM

Must be the Brazilian hooker doing a publicity tour with Bieber's dried semen on her back.

[via The Chive]

Just Wait Until It Gets Color

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 15, 2013 at 9:00PM

I applaud her resistance to not make it a unicorn.

[via Scrotum Coat]

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