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Honestly if you don't want me to treat you like a potato, you shouldn't walk around wrapped in tin foil.

Also: are you secretly the�Bad Lip Reading�guy?

[via The Chive]

Churros, ferris wheel rides and Madonna!

[via Chairman LOL]

Featuring some of the latest�Twitter�and�Facebook�comments about Tosh.0.

�Suena bootylicioso! (bootylicious)

From�Buzzfeed:

At the Russian premiere of 'Friends With Benefits,' a reporter asked Justin Timberlake why he was doing movies instead of music. Before he could even respond, the Ukrainian-born Mila Kunis busted out her bilingual abilities, asking the reporter ?Why not?? and ?What kind of question is that? Why are you even here??

Celebrities! They're just like us. Except hotter, richer, cooler, and more bilingual.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Quick translation from Dutch, Arjan says he is now watching "Scrubs and then Tosh.0!"

That's right.� In some countries, citizens are forced to watch episodes of Scrubs if they want to see Tosh.0.� Pretty sure that's why the Tunisian government fell.

Here in America, I watch Scrubs because I want to.� #ProudToBeAnAmerican

Prove your love of America by watching an all new episode of Tosh.0 tomorrow night at 10pm/9c.

Scrubs airs most weekdays at 6pm & 6:30.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

It's been a fun month using Google Translate to tweet in a foreign language.� If you remember back to our first post, I mentioned that one of the benefits is that some foreign languages can give you more meaning in less characters.

Of all of the people who tweeted at us, no one exemplified that better than Phillip whose 133 character Chinese tweet above amounted to a very un-Twitter-like 368 characters.

And what did he say with all those extra words?

If Daniel Tosh in the work of elves, he's funny Sun employees who keep customers waiting for too long. Daniel can be like "Yes ah, so this is why my dog yelps every time I yell when the key of my fish stick ", the customer will get impatient and Daniel will ask if they want their clothes, gift wrap and Customers will be very angry, vomiting on the floor. Horseradish

I guess I've learned a lesson: More isn't always better.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Ahmed was one of the latest people to take up our challenge of tweeting to us in a foreign language, sending out the tweet in Japanese above.

According to Google Translate, here's what he said:

"Tosh.0 You are very funny, make my day better you really. Thank you. Do not stop being a fucking hilarious man."

Who knew the Japanese had a phrase for "fucking hilarious"?

Next Wednesday will be the final week of our tweet to us using Google Translate challenge.� To get your tweet featured on the blog, simply tweet something funny about Tosh.0 in a foreign language.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Last Monday, we asked you to try squeezing even more meaning into your tweets by using Google Translate to tweet about Tosh.0 in a different language.

Many of you took us up on the challenge, but I think my favorite tweet was the one above.

J-money translated his tweet into Chinese.� But unfortunately, he forgot to spell "hilarious" correctly.� So in the middle of his Chinese tweet, there is just a big English spelling error.

How did you not notice this, J-money!?� How did you not see that you have a giant English-looking word in the middle of your Chinese tweet???� Are you trolling me?� Did you just assume the Chinese don't have a word for "hilarious"?

Anyway, the rest of you can feel free to try trolling me as well by once again using Google Translate to tweet about Tosh.0 in a foreign language.� We'll feature another foreign tweet next Wednesday.

This conversation looks very similar to when someone is trying to get me out of bed while I have a massive hangover.� I'm not a master of either Japanese or cat language, but I'm pretty sure based on this video that "Meow" is cat for "Shut the fuck up!"

But seriously, does this mean that cats can speak Japanese?� That would leave me very conflicted, because I love my cat, but if he's going to live in our country, I think he really should take the time to learn English.� It's just part of becoming a functioning member of society.

[via Neatorama]

Don't you love it when international puff pieces go viral on the web?� It's always so interesting to find out that in other countries cats ride the bus before being run over by a car, or that somewhere in the world there is a man with balls the size of beanbag chairs.

I don't speak whatever language the above video is in, but allow me to provide a loose translation nonetheless:

Reporter: Shane Brainhart is the laughing stock of his small depressing town where genocide is overlooked by local media outlets so that we may spend more time covering stories about small cars.

Shane: "My car is about 5 feet wide and my garage is barely even 5 feet wide, and ever since I was caught stalking young boys from inside my small car, I am no longer allowed to park on the street.� So I installed this board here, which is as hard as my genitalia when I look at a young boy, to help squeeze my car in the garage.� It is as tight as a young boy's sculpted body.� Now watch."

Reporter: Shane squeezes the car into his small garage as if to attempt to prove his life has meaning.

Shane: "I put the car in neutral, you see, and can use this door to slide on inside my house.� Voila.� You think someone with talents like this would have at least one friend or a relative who would call or even visit on occasion."

Reporter: Why not just end your life, which is obviously miserable?

Shane: "I like to think of my car as an affront to God.� That bastard wants to make my life a living hell and I say to him, I will persevere for no reason other than spite."