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Not to sound racist or anything but you two look EXACTLY alike.

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Her farts are the wind beneath his wheels.

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He got a free tattoo though!

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He also has an iSleepOnTheTrain shirt, but he only wears it during sex.

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Clearly these people are not 80's babies, or else they'd realize that THEY'RE MISSING THE BLACK RANGER.

Swap Zack out for Tommy? Not on my watch.

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I don't usually watch the show Jeopardy! because I don't like to feel like the 19 years of schooling I've been through was completely worthless.

But if YOU do, then you can find every question and answer that's ever aired on the show at J! Archive.

What's that? You want "Transportation" for $100?

A: He's in the record books for making the shortest manned space flight.

Have any idea? I don't, but again, I'm an idiot. If you want, leave your guess at the answer in the comments below.