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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 25

In This Week's Show

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 27, 2013 at 1:21AM

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

First Rule Of Parenting: Don't Do This

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 24, 2013 at 1:00PM

"I told you, Timmy: wishing for a better life only makes the bag feel tighter."

[via Acid Cow]

Everywhere I Look I See Sex

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 5, 2012 at 10:00AM

I had sex with a trash can once.  It was total garbage.

[via The Daily What]

Tags: 

can

garbage

garbage can

Sex

trash

trash can

waste

Don't Get Mad, Get Glad

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 21, 2012 at 1:00PM

I buy my raincoats by the roll, bitch.

[via theamericankid]

Tags: 

bag

bus

clothes

garbage

garbage bag

trash

trash bag

I Found You a Valentine's Date…

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 10, 2012 at 4:00PM

She might look a little trashy, but… uh… you know…

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

cum

cum dumpster

dumpster

garbage

trash

He's the Filthiest Man Alive

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 19, 2012 at 1:00PM

…or maybe he's the cleanest.

[via It Makes No Sense]

Tags: 

computer

desk

toilet paper

tp

trash

News Is Boring: This Bag Knows What I'm Talking About

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 12, 2011 at 11:00AM

This interview went from boring to great in a matter of seconds. And that's because the news is less entertaining than a plastic bag.

Here is a list of some other things on television that could be improved by adding a plastic bag!

Every other news show, Whitney, Dancing With The Stars, Whitney, Two Broke Girls, Mike & Molly, Hawaii Five-O, Hart of Dixie, Terra Nova, House, Last Man Standing, Body of Proof, Unforgettable, NCIS, NCIS: LA, Whitney, Ringer, Glee, Biggest Loser, Parenthood, Suburgatory, The Middle, Revenge, Free Agents, Up All Night, Harry's Law, Grey's Anatomy, Person of Interest, The X Factor, I Hate My Teenage Daughter, Whitney, Bones, Whitney, Once Upon A Time, Grimm, Allen Gregory, The Good Wife, Desperate Housewives, and Whitney.

I'm sure I forgot some. But what's important is that the bag makes it's way to the set of Whitney.

[via BIOTV]

Tags: 

bag

boring

interview

mondays

news

plastic bag

story

trash

Birds Can Be Assholes Too

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 8, 2011 at 1:00PM

The hare wasn't going to lose this time.  He ordered a hit to have the tortoise taken out Nancy Kerrigan-style.

Tags: 

animals

asshole

bird

bird vs turtle

kick

push

trash

turtle

Throw the Baby Out Without the Bath Water

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 24, 2011 at 10:00AM

Oh, come on.  It's not that bad.  After like 5 or 6 babies they'll be stacked high enough that the ones on top can get out.

[via Reddit]

That Looks…Fun

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 17, 2010 at 4:00PM

Poor people have the worst pool parties.

[via Picture Is Unrelated]

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