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TOSH.0 BLOG Thursday, May 23

Everywhere I Look I See Sex

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 5, 2012 at 10:00AM

I had sex with a trash can once.  It was total garbage.

[via The Daily What]

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Throw the Baby Out Without the Bath Water

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 24, 2011 at 10:00AM

Oh, come on.  It's not that bad.  After like 5 or 6 babies they'll be stacked high enough that the ones on top can get out.

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