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He's also one of those assholes who shows off at the roller rink.

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Sure, it burns fewer calories, but I also look like an idiot.

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What's your excuse for not working out, fatty?

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Last Thursday, we showed you "Restless Pigeon" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Restless Pigeon."  I was going to use it as an actual post, but then I was like, people will hate that post, so now it's a Rename This Video.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Blair Nash with her title, "None of them have tusks… I guess that's where they got the ivory piano keys."  It's funny because the endangering of elephants is hilarious.  Congratulations, Blair!

Stupid, Slinkys!  I burned more calories watching this video of you on a treadmill than you did using it.

Though I suddenly have a craving for macaroni.

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No, thanks.  Masturbation provides all the cardio I need while at my computer.

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Last Friday, we showed you "Corgis Run On Treadmill" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Corgis Run On Treadmill."  The video is too cute and the name ain't funny.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of last week's Rename This Video vote was Paul in one of our closest polls ever — decided by just 8 votes.  His title of "That ocean must not have jacked off in a while" just edged out "It was cool… until the rainbow showed up… then it was gay."  Congrats, Paul!  Feel free to celebrate by pleasuring yourself!

Last Friday, we showed you "Kiwi Exercise" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.