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I'm just glad Dubya's staying busy during retirement.

[via Videogum]

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand..

Whoever chose the music knows a thing or two about amping up the drama.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via YouTube]

Last time I ask the Whole Foods meat guy for a rack of flaming ribs.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

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Yeah, but did you get the milk?

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Redditor sweetcorny explains, "This was a REAL ad that ran in a neighborhood newspaper owned by my previous employer. The guy who last edited the ad…got canned but swore he didn't do it.  Lesson: never leave your computer unattended."

So the ad really ran, but it was never a "real" coupon.

And I think that's for the best.

I've regularly tried to pay prostitutes in coupons and they do not like it — no matter how much I point out that each one is worth of 1/100th of a cent.

Greedy prostitutes.

[via Reddit]

I want one of those plastic covers.  Would put it over my cat's food bowl.  Leave it there for a week.

I would be rolling around on the floor laughing the entire time.

Hey, cat!  You're a jerk!  Calm down.  Haven't you ever heard that "you can't have your cake and eat it too"?

[via The Daily What]

Playing putt-putt in your dorm isn't that original of an idea, but these kids should be commended for taking it to a pretty good extreme (and because those titles are awesome and the music is pimpin'). The video also appeared on SportsNation on ESPN this week.

One thing still confuses me: When do you drink?

[via Funktards]