Wake Up, Man Baby
Posted: 05/14/13
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Haha. More like one giant derp for mankind.
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If a no-legged, one and half armed girl can travel to Paris then what's your excuse for spending the whole winter break on the couch???
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She meant to do that. Just wanted to flash her panties one more time before college was over.
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This video of a runner falling mid-race and still coming back to win has been all over the Net.
It's an amazing, inspirational performance that really hammers home the tried and true expression, "Never give up."
Unless of course you're a man, in which case the competition would have actually been formidable and a comeback attempt would have been futile. But if you're a woman, "Never give up."
USA Today reports that a couple in England "were kicked out of their hotel after the hotel manager accused them of writing a negative review on TripAdvisor and called the police."
This is why sometimes you don't want to get the Internet involved. If you are going to bad mouth a hotel, bad mouth them to their face. That way, when the manager goes to kick you out, you'll be prepared for the altercation and can start throwing punches.
The best way to compliment a civil trial to try to get your money back from a hotel is with a criminal trial for assaulting a worker in the very same hotel. That's not part of the definition of irony, but it should be.
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