Supporting The Troops
I bet he also thinks his dog is smarter than your honor student. Because he's just a dick like that.
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I bet he also thinks his dog is smarter than your honor student. Because he's just a dick like that.
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Last Thursday, we showed you "Military Police- Tactical porta potty clearing" and asked you to give us a better title.
We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.
Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.
This video is called "Military Police- Tactical porta potty clearing." Support our troops by submitting a title to this week's Rename This Video.
Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!
The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote — garnering over a third of the total vote — was Devfun WD Collins with his title, "Your cock wouldn't get off riding something this slow and ugly either." It's funny because it used in-your-face sexual innuendo. Congratulations, Devfun!
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I know they're saving lives and protecting our country and that we should respect them and support them but that doesn't mean I'm going to say I like their dancing. Because I don't.
If they gave half as much time to dance lessons as they did to combat training…
Let's just say they'd be protecting the rest of us from all those double fist pumps.
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During the day today, an article entitled "July Deadliest Month for Soldiers in Afghanistan" sparked a lively debate amongst commenters on the notoriously highbrow comments section of AOcomL..
newsSwat helped AOL live up to its reputation of rude and inappropriate comments with his request that…
Somebody please find slickbudget7 and smash all of his fingers with a hammer
Thanks for keeping the discourse high, newsSwat. Congratulations, you're our Respectful Commenter of the Week!
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