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Hey Steve: Next time, instead of actually buying a chainsaw, maybe just write up a sign that says "No Chainsaws."

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"Okay, now let's see if it TASTES suspicious."

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Please. Like the TSA isn't sitting back there watching reruns of Tosh.0.

The terrorists have won.

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Hopefully you don't get gate raped while traveling this holiday.

See the plane exploding above?

You know what didn't cause that?  An iPad.

At least that's what the TSA is hoping they'll be able to say with all future airplane explosions.

As Mashable reports:

"Unlike your laptop, which the Transportation Security Administration requests you take out and place in a separate bin during airport security screening…you won?t need to remove your iPad from your bag unless specifically requested to do so."

They say the iPad was "deemed small and thin enough to not warrant a separate check," but I think we all know the real reason: They don't want you holding up the line while you make a show out of pulling your iPad out of your bag and talking to everyone about it.

I can just image the douchebags now: "Oh, really?  I have to remove my" — he pauses to face the line behind him — "brand new iPad from my bag?  I think I can handle that.  Let me just grab my new 64GB iPad."

Kudos to the TSA.  I'd rather die in a terrorist attack than have to sit through that.

Fail? Really??

I think FAIL Blog is the real terrorist here: I regularly feel like they need a waterboarding.

Calling this a fail is kind of a stretch. If I were going to slap an Arial Black comment on this picture it might be "IRONIC" or "MILDLY AMUSING," but not "FAIL."

Who's failing? The guy with the terrorist shirt? With unemployment at 10.2% in October, you have to seek work anywhere you can. The economy is a bigger threat than this "terrorist."

And speaking of the "terrorist," why isn't the Homeland Security worker detaining him?  Maybe that's the fail?

But look at him. He's too skinny to have gone through 67 weeks at an Afghan training camp. He's also a little pale considering those long days in the desert sun.

She's not falling for his shirt, because Homeland Security obviously endorses racial profiling. So maybe this is a "political correctness" fail? That woman will feel awfully stupid when this kid brings down the entire career fair.

Nope, this fail goes to FAIL Blog.  Pure and simple.