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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 25

Is This Cotton? I Don't Want Them To Shrink.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 21, 2013 at 4:00PM

chode

Let's play just the forehead.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

balls

chode

gross

hairy

penis

shirt

testicles

tshirt

wtf

Tell Me More About Yourself

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 16, 2013 at 12:00PM

rimjobwoman

…And long walks on the beach.

[via The Chive]

Tags: 

heart

jobs

love

rim

shirt

tshirt

woman

yes

Oh Good, I Thought It Was Me

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 30, 2013 at 4:00PM

buttsmell

It makes more sense when her pet chimp is with her.

[via People of Walmart]

Tags: 

butts

ew

miles

shirt

smell

tshirt

Aren't Dads SO Annoying Sometimes?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 10, 2013 at 4:00PM

eatpussyshirt

He forgot "do the Master Cleanse every 2-3 months."

[via Poorly Dressed]

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awesome

chug

clothing

eat

hail

outfit

pussy

satan

shirt

tshirt

whiskey

Don't We All

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 18, 2012 at 4:00PM

"This math problem is hard. Almost as hard as I get watching midgets have sex."

[via Izismile]

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guy

heart

I

love

midget

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shirt

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My Boyfriend Is SO Romantic

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 12, 2012 at 4:00PM

We met at Dave and Buster's.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

boy

boyfriend

butt

let me

pee

romantic

shirt

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Mmm, Salty

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 13, 2012 at 11:00AM

This is exactly how your blow-up doll feels.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

caterpillar

doll

french

fry

funny

Sex

shirt

tshirt

Where Can I Purchase One of These?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 16, 2012 at 12:00PM

That's so funny 'cause the sheep has a shirt with his picture on it that says ZILF.

The Z stands for Zoophile. Or Ze Weirdo.

[via Picture is Unrelated]

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sheep

shirt

silf

tshirt

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Low Fashion

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 20, 2012 at 2:00PM

You know you're stylin' when your ass crack is part of your outfit.

[via WWI]

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