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Your Ugly Sweater Just Got Served

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 15, 2013 at 8:00PM

Looks like he took every precautionary measure to make sure he doesn't get laid at his office holiday party.

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Shit Floats

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 18, 2013 at 11:00AM

This is why every pool in Staten Island has that weird, oily layer floating on top.

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Your Wife Is Trying To Tell You Something

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 6, 2013 at 9:00PM

The post sex pee control device will be a hot holiday item.

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That Looks Super Duper Sanitary

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 18, 2013 at 10:00AM

Just don't confuse the drinking tub with the enema tub.

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How To Have Sex With An Inner Tube, By Gary Busey

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 25, 2013 at 2:00PM

How To Use An Inner Tube Romantically When You're On Your Own:

1) Flatten inner tube

2) Cut hole in it (size of Oreo)

3) Go to Marine Supply Office… Depot. Buy rubber hosing, put around the hole of the inner tube. It will look like Janice Dickinson's lips.

4) Find pleasure by yourself in a beautiful body of water (trees, birds chirping, doves honking)

5) Insert your pleasure body parts into the hole

6) Push and pull inner tube

7) Smile, act like nothing's happening

8) Send Christmas card to inner tube company.

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